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愚人笑话|Joke: The Aging Explorer

来源:www.qniki.com 2024-10-30
A young reporter went to a retirement1 home to interview an aged2 but legendary3 explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
The old explorer said, once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty4 ROARRRR! I soiled myself.
The reporter said, Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same.
The old explorer said, No, not then - just now when I went 'ROARRRR!'


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